Have you ever read a wordless picture book like Noah's Ark by Peter Spier? Well, try reading my practically wordless blogpost called "Giving Up the Ghost: Or, I Know What You Did Last Night."
P.S. I am at my parent's house right now and will be at one of those mega electronics stores this weekend! Yes, I reformatted my laptop. No, it did not work unless you count dumping everything and rebooting every two minutes as acceptable.